Keeper of the Doors – Prologue & Chapter 1

Prologue Mighty growls and snarls echoed from deep within the cave’s darkness and sent shivers up his spine. There was no turning back; it had to be done, and he was the only one who could do it. It was his job – his calling – his destiny. “Go back, Robert,” he said, lifting the [...]

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Daily Writing Challenge, Nov 13

Welcome to the Daily Writing Challenge Everyday at 6am CST, I will post one picture and three words that will hopefully provide you with some inspiration. What you produce is up to you. It can be a story, poem, art — anything everything goes. Just see where the muse takes you and take us along [...]

The Wait

Martha pulled her coat tighter and shivered. A solid hour of waiting outside for him. "Any much longer and my boobs will fall off," she muttered. Amy laughed. "Oh Lord, don't make me laugh. Every time I move, my frozen nipples hit my fat belly." Martha laughed. Finally there was movement in the front. The [...]

Ten Hilarious Parodies

Fandango decided today's word was parody. Well, nothing I write could be as good as the parodies that I love to watch...so, enjoy this list of ten hilarious parodies. Dracula: Dead and Loving It https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryeHPPypACk Spaceballs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGvblGCD7qM Airplane https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0j2dVuhr6s Meet The Spartans https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5u4TpQDhSA Epic Movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laL1k14ngjw Vampires Suck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw1oGbdXzoU Disaster Movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2jetO_ky7U A Haunted House [...]

Warped Sense Of Humor

Whenever someone says you have a warped sense of humor, thank them. Think about it for a moment. All the greatest beings in the universe had a warped sense of humor. Vending machine God's listen to requests then make sure the corner of your selection clings to another. Traffic light fairies toy with emotions with [...]