Jason looked in the mirror and practiced his lines one more time.
“Step right up, folks,” he began, “allow me to have just a moment of your time to introduce you to our newest exhibit. Giselle joined up just last week and hails from the tropical island of …”
He smiled. His first time making it through the entire speech without messing up. He fixed his bow tie, put on his hat and left the house.
Once on the stage at the Intergalactic Carnival, the spot light shown bright in his eyes. He took a deep breath, opened his mouth ready to deliver his speech. And promptly threw up on the front row of spectators.