Whenever someone says you have a warped sense of humor, thank them. Think about it for a moment. All the greatest beings in the universe had a warped sense of humor. Vending machine God’s listen to requests then make sure the corner of your selection clings to another. Traffic light fairies toy with emotions with a flick of the switch. The snow and ice devils are the worst though. They have an ongoing love triangle with rain but they made her so mad she just gives them the cold shoulder.
Having a warped sense of humor is required as a human…the universe is laughing their butts off at us.