Liar, Liar Pants On Fire

It’s my turn to participate in Fibbing Friday.

  1. What did you find in the unopened can of mixed nuts? – Nuts, of course, but why did they castrate so many leprechauns!
  2. What is your favorite thing to drink? – Literary blood from the skulls of rejecting agents.
  3. What flavor of pudding is your favorite? – Asparagus
  4. They just cancelled your favorite TV show – what do you do? – Ride through the town naked like Lady Godiva.
  5. What is the answer to 3 Down? – Doors
  6. What is your favorite way to spend a winter day? – BBQ in my shorts and watch kids build snowmen.
  7. What goes best with plaid? – Polka dots
  8. What do Scots wear under their kilts? – skillets
  9. How did the platypus get its name? – He lost a game – never play Rock – Paper – Scissors with Adam.
  10. What is over the next hill? – The Grand Canyon, and boy is it funny to watch speeders fly over the hill.
  11. What (or who) is going to be in your will? – Nemo. He’s going to get everything too.
  12. What do you like to snack on when watching sports? – The opposing team’s playbook.
  13. You find a treasure map – what is the treasure? – In the captain’s wife’s purse. Where else would it be?
  14. They are making a movie of your life – what is the biggest whopper they invent? – She was loved and adored by all.
  15. What did you find in the bag of chips/crisps? – A box cutter.
  16. Bollocks doesn’t mean what Americans think it does…what does it really mean? – It means, “That’s a fabulous idea! You’re a genius.”
  17. What is shephard’s pie really made out of? – Newspaper boys who fail to deliver on time three days in a row.
  18. Cinderella didn’t lose her glass slipper – what did she lose? – Her mind.
  19. The moon is not made out of cheese or rock – it’s made out of what? – What moon? That’s a Hollywood backdrop and we are all players in some sick movie paid for by big pharma and the Illuminati.
  20. What did you give the last person who asked you for a tip? – My used gum.


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9 thoughts on “Liar, Liar Pants On Fire

          1. First one yea. though more properly it’s those of a bull. But the second meaning is more that what is describes is a load of rubbish, be it item or words. Total rubbish. Bollocks. And then again, it’s an expression of exasperation when things don’t go right.
            But definitions are supposed to change; it’s what makes the language grow.

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