Fibbing Friday – May 17

Okay, I forgot, but at least it is still Friday (for me) when I am posting this.

What would a Friday be without a chance to do a little fibbing? Come up with your best tall tales to this food themed week’s questions:

  1. What is in Ranch Dressing?
  2. What is Cool Whip really?
  3. Why is the pineapple cake upside down?
  4. What is a chicken finger really?
  5. What did the baker lose in the cake?
  6. What does pork belly go with best?
  7. What happened when the farmer grew tomatoes and pumpkins together?
  8. What does the butcher do with the left over parts?
  9. Why was Grandma’s fruit cake so popular?
  10. What is Dracula’s favorite desert?
  11. Who would win the Halloween Bake Off and what would they cook?
  12. What did the novice cook mistake for green beans?
  13. What are baked beans really and what do they go with?
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  4. Q:What is in Ranch Dressing?
    A: Cat Pee & Mayo

    Q: What is Cool Whip really?
    A: The best part of Pumpkin Pie

    Q: Why is the pineapple cake upside down?
    A: If it were right-side up, it would be “cake down side up pineapple”

    Q: What is a chicken finger really?
    A: A cowardly finger

    Q: What did the baker lose in the cake?
    A: 1 Can of Pineapple

    Q: What does pork belly go with best?
    A: More pork belly

    Q: What happened when the farmer grew tomatoes and pumpkins together?
    A: The tomatoes got squashed!

    Q: What does the butcher do with the left over parts?
    A: Mother always said not to ask where hot dogs come from… now you know why.

    Q: Why was Grandma’s fruit cake so popular?
    A: You try telling Grandma how bad her fruit cake really is!

    Q: What is Dracula’s favorite desert?
    A: Blood pudding???

    Q: Who would win the Halloween Bake Off and what would they cook?
    C: Hannibal Lecter would win with Kidney Pie

    Q: What did the novice cook mistake for green beans?
    A: Beaned Greens

    Q: What are baked beans really and what do they go with?
    A: A reason to hate Boston, and nothing I’m eating.

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