Fibbing Friday July 19

Friday is here and you know what that means! Time to take off the good boy and girl clothes and put your fibbing caps on. What are the greatest whoppers you can spin for today’s questions?

  1. Why is there an ‘e’ on the end of toe but not potato?
  2. What did the lettuce say to the rabbit?
  3. What is the best type of stick?
  4. Why are wheat crackers so tasty?
  5. What happens at the rainbow factory on clear days?
  6. Which item of clothing is the most jealous?
  7. How did a boat get in the middle of the desert?
  8. What kind of dessert is best served in the desert?
  9. What should an Englishman send an Australian for Christmas?
  10. What really happened in the Hellfire Caves?
  11. Why do ghosts exist?
  12. Where do everlasting gobstoppers come from?
  13. Where do dreams come from?

Sunshine Blogger Award

I was tagged/nominated by Tales from the Mind of Kristian…THANK YOU!

RULES:

1. Use the sunshine blogger award logo
2. Give thanks to the blogger that nominated you
3. Answer the 11 questions given to you
4. Nominate 11 other bloggers and ask them 11 questions


Kristian’s questions

  • What is your theory on the point of existence?
    • Man, start out with a question whose answer could fill a whole book! I am just going to say that we exist because that is what we have always done. The people of the past make up the people of today, and the people of today make up the people of tomorrow.
  • Do you have a favourite film? What is it?
    • Too many favorites, but I am always in the mood for Les Mis, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Phantom, Love Never Dies, and a few other musicals.
  • If you could travel to any place, where would you go?
    • Personally, Scotland but if I travel anywhere out of the country it would be to take my son to Japan since he wants to go there.
  • If you could do any job what would it be?
    • I’ll let you know when/if I ever decide on what I want to be when I grow up.
  • What character trait do you find unattractive?
    • Incessant talking
  • When reading fiction, do you prefer reality or fantasy?
    • Really? I enjoy a variety of things but lean toward realistic fiction.
  • What would you like to see on tomorrow mornings newspaper headlines?
    • That I have more editing clients than I can handle … lol
  • What advice would you like to give to your ten-year-old self?
    • They’re full of shit … runaway. Just do it.
  • What song always makes you smile?
    • Purple People Eater
  • What television programme would you love to see back on the airwaves?
    • Seriously? I am the queen of canceled shows. Just a few: Fantasy Island (the remake), Today’s Special, 3-2-1 Contact, Square One, Earth 2, SeaQuest DSV, Nightmare Cafe and more.
  • Have you ever played a practical joke on someone?
    • I am not the joking kind and my son is waaaayyyyyy to serious to play jokes on. Seriously, he cried for an entire day near Christmas one year because I said I got him a million dollars and handed him a candy bar. We don’t play jokes in this house.

My nominations: Everyone. So many people I follow are award free blogs, that I am just going to leave it open.

Here are my 11 questions should someone want to consider themselves nominated:

  1. What is your favorite urban legend?
  2. What is something that is very difficult for you to do?
  3. Where are you the calmest?
  4. What was your favorite book growing up?
  5. Is there intelligent life in the universe?
  6. What is your favorite instrument to listen to?
  7. What advice would you give a new blogger?
  8. If you could go back in time and take three things with you, what would they be and when would you go?
  9. What is the most exciting thing you have done in your life?
  10. Would you rather have a free private chef for a year or a free private maid for a year?
  11. What is your favorite snack food?