“I’ll take Great American Parody Artists for $1000, Alex.”

“This artist is best known for playing the accordion and visiting Jurassic Park and Bedrock.”

*buzz buzz*

“Yes, Jack.”

“Who is Donald Trump.”


Never Laugh At Other People’s Tastes


Randy laughed. “This is the ugliest room I have ever seen.”

The tour guide shushed him. “You wouldn’t speak like that if you knew of Prince Ham and —

“Let me guess, Princess Eggs.”

Others laughed and the guide shook his head. “You’ll learn,” he muttered. “Next up, the torture chamber.”

This was written for 50 Word Thursday #21

Fibbing Friday – May 24

It’s Fibday again! So, put on your thinking caps and come up with the best fib you can to this week’s questions:

  1. What goes best on baked potatoes?
  2. Pepsi isn’t soda pop, what is it really?
  3. Where is your dream vacation?
  4. Santa Claus is getting really old and forgetful, instead of presents what did he leave?
  5. What is lurking under your couch cushion?
  6. Why are zombies the only thing that eats brains?
  7. Why do people drive big trucks?
  8. What do pets do at night?
  9. What is a cockle shell?
  10. What is kept in the Tower of London?
  11. Why did London Bridge fall down?
  12. What is at the bottom of the wishing well?
  13. What lives in the sewers?
  14. Who steals the little things that goes missing in your house?
  15. What two movies belong together in a mashed movie?
  16. What does M.A.S.H. stand for?
  17. What happens at midnight in a graveyard?